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Privacy Policy

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This Privacy Policy explains what PYRAMIDIOCY (the “Site”) collects, why, how long it keeps it, and what it never touches. The short version: we keep as little as the monument can run on, and none of it is for advertising. “We,” “us,” and “the pyramid” mean the operator of the Site, who is the data controller for this data.

1. What we collect, and why

2. What we do NOT collect

3. Storage on your device

Your device remembers your brick so you don’t have to sign in. We use browser localStorage for functional flags only — for example: pyramid.mineId (which brick is yours on this device), pyramid.hintSeen and pyramid.sandConsent (which notices you’ve dismissed), and a small family of pyr-… keys that let the sky’s wonders remember your visits (the moon counts your nights; this is a joke that requires a counter). Site staff have one extra key for the admin door. None of these identify you, none are advertising trackers, and none leave your device. You can clear them in your browser at any time; the monument will forget it knew this device, and your brick will stand unbothered.

4. Service providers (processors)

We rely on a small set of providers to run the Site, each processing only what its job needs, on our documented instructions:

These providers are not permitted to use your data for their own unrelated purposes. We add no others without updating this page.

5. How long we keep things (retention)

6. Where the data lives

We operate from the United States and our providers process data there (and in their own regions under their own compliance programs). If you buy from outside the US, your data crosses a border to reach a pyramid that is, itself, an homage to a structure on a third continent. Our providers use recognized transfer mechanisms for such data where the law requires them.

7. Children

The Site is for adults and is not directed to children. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 13 (or the applicable higher minimum age where you live), and the Terms require buyers to be 18+. If you believe a child provided us information, contact us (Section 10) and we will delete it promptly.

8. Your rights, honestly sized

Depending on where you live (the EU/EEA, UK, California, and a growing list of states), you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or receive a copy of personal information, to object to or restrict certain processing, and to complain to your local supervisory authority. Our practice is simpler than the map: we extend the same courtesies to everyone, threshold or no threshold:

We do not discriminate against anyone for exercising a privacy right. The castes discriminate by tribute only, which is the product.

9. Security

We use reasonable technical and organizational measures scaled to the little we keep: payment credentials never touch our systems (Stripe holds those), admin doors are token-locked and fail closed, and data in transit is encrypted. No system is perfectly secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security; we can guarantee there is very little here to take.

10. Contact

Privacy questions and rights requests go to support@pyramidiocy.com. For the rules of the monument, see the Terms of Service.

11. Changes to this Policy

We may update this Policy from time to time. When we do, we will revise the “Effective” date above, and for material changes we will post a notice on the Site. Continued use of the Site after a change means you accept the updated Policy. The pyramid does not surprise people with paperwork; surprises are reserved for the sky.


Customer support: support@pyramidiocy.com · (844) 354-BRIX

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